... so here's the obligatory duff artwork:  
(Both of the above were sketched quickly in Xara X, but they're not much of a recommendation.
I really must get to grips with my copy of Xara Xtreme some day.)

Copyright note to all web parasites in general, and to BT/Webwise/Smartweb and Phorm in particular: I categorically deny the right for BT or Phorm or any agents thereof to copy, mirror or cache this web site, or any linked website coded by me, for the purpose of commercial use such as behavioural advertising. PHORM PROHIBITED. "I'm embarrassed, as a UK citizen and as a US resident, that the US has drawn a line firmly against deep packet inspection and this country hasn't." —  Sir Tim Berners-Lee, House of Commons, 11 March 2009

Features (in no particular order):

My Wurges page
My rubbishy software for RISC OS machines (Risc PC) and my 1991 Sigma book on DTP
The account of my set visit to Babylon 5

Web sites I maintain:

The All-New Childe Rolande area
The site for Christ Church, Colliers Wood
Alice's Access Simulations site
The Cruz Hair site

Add-ons:

This is a simple site, as I'm a simple soul, but bells and whistles are provided for those who really must have them.
If you want to contact me, this is probably the right place.

Just for the fun of it, here's a link to Hunter Goatley's site. (He's probably not a relative, but who cares? You can't have too many Goatl(e)ys, in my biased opinion.)

By the way, I always complain about spam, usually via SpamCop.

Bruce's duff clock:

You have been staring at this page for seconds, or possibly somewhat longer.

 

Just for a laugh, here's WebsiteOutlook's valuation of this site. All I can say is that I wish it were true...

My site is worth $237899.7.
How much is yours worth?

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